Total Medals Earned: 182 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,425 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
View the COMBOS page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 9/13 (100/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 7/14 (115/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.